First Post

Two years ago on a similar very ordinary night I read news how popular blogging had become. All people who blogged were cool (kewl?) dudes and dudettes and everyone else was a dud. They were counted amongst the “elite” of the society. Since I’m a very image conscious person, I too wanted to be amongst this “elite group”. So I got a blog. Overnight I transformed into a superdude. I also got a statscounter to keep track of the millions of people who would come to my blog.

Some two years later (which occurred recently) I read news how millions of blogs were created which were never used or updated and how blogger.com was going to get rid of them. Good, I thought. Damn these useless people who get a blog and never bother to write any stuff in them and waste precious server space. Until I remembered even I had a blog. A blog which had nothing but “Coming Soon” written on it for two long years. The blog which mentally made me a superdude two years back (I used to feel happy thinking that way). So I opened my blog and the first thing I did was to check how much population had visited my blog (Did I tell how vain am I?). Well something must have been wrong with the statcounter’s mathematics since it showed just 5 hits in two years. Only 5. Not millions. (I couldn’t believe it) Upon closer inspection it showed that even those 5 hits were from the same IP address. Mine. Duh.

So I thought (I think a lot) and realized to be a popular blogger one needs to have some posts in their blog. (I’m very intelligent, so be wary). So here it is. Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the first post of my blog. You all are blessed now and now have a reserved ticket straight to heaven in case you die reading my blog. (I’ve got a tie up with those people up there. If you die reading this blog, you are guranteed a place in heaven. Take my word for it). Those of you who survive, don’t worry; make sure you come back. You won’t survive the second time.

Keep visiting this place; I’ll try to keep it updated. Since it took me two years to get my first post, readers can expect an update every few years days.

PS:- With every post I’ll copy a one liner I liked from somewhere on the net. Even if you don’t like my posts you can come to read the one liner. They will be (usually) good.

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Shamelessly copied one-liner of the day:

How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her।
How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer. ************************************************